Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

i walk into the cockpit and i see that we heading towards an giant asteroid field "oh shit" i radio sigma "sigma cockpit NOW!, we got a problem up here" before i strap myself into one of the pilot seats "oh Christ i knew i should have taken flying lessons but no i had to do a free one hour lesson because i was cheap as fuck at the time" i rant to myself for a bit while turning on the manual flying system allowing me to control the ship and go as slow as i can while i wait for sigma

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I listen to the intercom.
"Why does it sound like Woon is in the cockpit? Pilot-Knife, get him out of there." I say as I start attaching Legless-Knife's new leg.

 

[Captain Anon]

i press the intercom button again "sorry if sigma or knife i need help in the cockpit so if you don't mind i would like that very much if someone could COME AND HELP ME!!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife is already piloting the ship. And he has been, since we took off."

 

[Captain Anon]

i look to my left and there is knife piloting the ship "oh well knife you do need help getting through the asteroid field? please say you do"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk into Trilby's workshop.
"Why am I not surprised."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's Trilby, dude. What do you expect? Now if this fucking bolt would tighten already..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Whatever. Let's just...how about we all have a fight? While passing through the asteroid field of course."

 

[Saltarius]

"Busy working on something. Go bash Woon's head in for me, though."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay." I kick Trilby in the shin and grab a hammer before walking to the cockpit.
"Totally gonna fucking kill everyone."

 

[Saltarius]

"Minus me."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"If I feel like letting you live that is."

 

[Saltarius]

"Just on principle. I mean, I wouldn't kill you while you were trying to read."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, firstly, I'm not you. Plus, I can just wait till you stop reading."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not reading, though."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I accidentally drill a completely pointless hole in Knife's pelvis.
"What the shit, Zombie?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So you want me to come and kill you right now? Can it wait till I kill these two?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No, because this is delicate work I'm doing."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Are you trying to make Sister a present?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...no. I was trying to make some not shitty armor. I doubt she's that into armor."