Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"I'll handle the business side."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What do you even need money for, we have a Mall. You could charge them pennies and still make a profit."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Shit, we just became Walt and Jesse."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We need to cook."

 

[Saltarius]

"Got the materials right here man. Let's do this shit."

 

[RaNDM G]

I am sorry. Many recreational drugs including methamphetamines have been banned on Bekenstein. Conspiracy to sell narcotics is not allowed on this vessel. Please stand by while I confiscate your supply.

A little tiny robot butler wheels over and confiscates your shit.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Goddamit."

 

[Knife-28]

I nudge the robot butler, tipping it over and spilling it's confiscated drugs on the floor. "Huh."

 

[Saltarius]

I quickly grab the meth.

"It's medicinal. I swear."

 

[Knife-28]

"I dodn't see anything." I say, nudging the butler-bot some more.

 

[Saltarius]

I whisper to Knife.

"Seriously though, whenever I say I'm 'cooking' or the like, distract Artemis so I can make my meth."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, did you start watching Breaking Bad?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Maybe."

 

[Knife-28]

"More like definitely." Knife says over the intercom while I start to dismantle the butler-bot.

 

[RaNDM G]

MUTHERFUCKER STEP OFF! STEP OFF!

The butler chops your arms with its tiny robotic hands.

 

[Knife-28]

"JESUS FUCK!" I yell in suprise, jumping backwards and catching Salt and Miniman's attention. "Lil' bastard pinched me!"

 

[RaNDM G]

The robot jabs Salt in the shin and makes off with the dope.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey Arty! Why the stringent adherence to the letter of the law? Because you're really not gonna like the rest of the shit we get up to."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Paddy's drug bag floats past me. I open it up, pull out a lump of cocaine and toss it at the robot.

 

[Captain Anon]

i pull out my revolver and i shoot at the tiny robot's wheels