Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Jesus Christ, that was cold!"

"Oh no."

We are all promptly arrested, processed, and released without our weapons.

"Guys, I don't complain about much. But why the HELL would you draw guns at a terminal?!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh. Hey Sis, didn't see you. So...we're here."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Thanks, you utter arsepieces. Salt, I am going to fuck you up."
I grab a plant pot and smash it over Sister's head, then start stabbing her with a shard of pottery.

 

[Saltarius]

"..."

I grapple with Trilby, throwing him through a nearby store window.

"Alright, let's fucking go."

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]ACT 7: ACT 2: Nightfall[/HEADING]

"Hell of a view."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What the hell was that for?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Consider me, and consider who you assaulted. And Sis, I'm blind, remember?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"So?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, Salt. Consider who I assaulted. How did you know who it was when, as you literally just said, YOU ARE BLIND?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Dear God, both of you please shut up."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay like, I can't see shit on a detailed level alright. Everything's like these weird fucking blurry ass gray shapes. Anyways, anything we needed to discuss in person Sis?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm just pointing out that Salt uses his powers of sight a little to much for someone with no powers of sight."
I sigh and walk back into the police station to beg for my weapons back.

 

[RaNDM G]

Nothing doing. You are promptly kicked out of the precinct.

"Face it. We'll just have to buy new stuff. Like... Like..."

A cold chill runs through my spine as I utter the word.

"Consumers."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sure. I just need some fertiliser and fuel oil. I need it to give the police a quick crash course in not pissing me off."

 

[Saltarius]

"Golf clubs are a fairly legal and effective form of weaponry."

 

[Knife-28]

I walk over to the window and look out over the cityscape. "So....how've you been Sister." I tentativly ask her.

 

[Saltarius]

"And we still haven't gotten the exact reason you wanted us to meet up again."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck it."
I start making nitroglycerin.

 

[RaNDM G]

I walk over to the window and look out over the cityscape. "So....how've you been Sister." I tentativly ask her.

"Great! I've been getting plenty of work, uh... It's dull, but it's a living."

"And we still haven't gotten the exact reason you wanted us to meet up again."

"Oh, right, well... I, uh... I need your help."

"That's a shocker."

"Shut up."

 

[Saltarius]

"...What with?"