Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Alright, Redtext, I need you to find a very dedicated mail carrier. I'm going to try and contact Sister the old-fashioned way."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good luck with that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh shut your goddamn mouth."

 

[RaNDM G]

What's a mail carrier?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You're sending Sister... a letter?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good luck trying."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's a person who carries mail. Like letters. I'm going to try and send her a letter."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because making some guy fly to a different planet to hunt down some woman to give her a FUCKING LETTER isn't going to seem creepy, pushy and obsessive."

 

[Saltarius]

"Because wanting to fucking apologize for something is creepy and obsessive."

 

[RaNDM G]

I can't argue with that.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It is when you're doing it from another planet, and when the person you're trying to apologise to is ignoring you to the point that she is ON said other planet in the first place."

 

[Saltarius]

"Can you do it or not?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Why don't you just e-mail her or something?

 

[Saltarius]

"...Didn't you just say our network was blocked by her?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Pesterchum was.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, there's no signal so I guess I'm just fucked, aren't I?"

 

[RaNDM G]

If you find a modem you can try dial-up.

 

[Saltarius]

"What the fuck is a modem?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand Salt a modem.
"It's a landline connection thingy. They're slow as shit but they work."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, this is going to take forever."

I try dial-up.