Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I try to swim upwards, to the surface.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I come back with the most kickass gas mask of all time. Seriously it's fucking radical. The outlets for drug fumes are built into it. I'm never taking this shit off.

 

[Saltarius]

I toss Paddy a Serket porn mag.

"That'll keep you busy, hopefully."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall over and start dancing.

 

[RaNDM G]

You resurface.

Unfortunately you can't say the same for your torch. You can see the light illuminate the water deep down before rolling out of sight.

It might lead somewhere.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Thank. So how long are we gonna be here?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Why do you think that mag is so thick? And it better not be all sticky when I get it back."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay then." I take a deep breath, before diving back down, after the torch.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Too late."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, we can't really move. For a start, Zombie's still doing his thing. And Salt's doing his thing too..."

 

[Saltarius]

"The fuck man. Are you at least at the 'Mindfang's early years' part?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Seriously guys, you have to try this."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You may not want this back by that stage."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't want it back period."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sweet."

 

[Saltarius]

"You can't fap to an all-white porn mag."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I poke Paddy.
"***** WHY AREN'T YOU DANCING"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm very fastidious about my pornography Salt."

 

[RaNDM G]

You dive down.

This thing goes way further than you thought. You've been down for three minutes and the pressure is pushing on your lungs.

Keep going?

 

[Saltarius]

"DIAL-UP, WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU GO ANY FASTER?"