Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Evidently so."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Soooooo...."
I fall asleep.

 

[Saltarius]

"Is there anyone who can speed this modem up?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I give the modem some Internet Coffee.
"That should speed it up a little bit."

 

[RaNDM G]

You ruin the modem.

DUMBASS +12

Hey I haven't busted this gag out in a while.

 

[Saltarius]

I slap Sigma and put my head in my hands.

 

[Captain Anon]

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

pops up out of nowhere like a jack in the box "WHAT!" someone explains what has happened "bullshit i did besides i'm straight so why would i?!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I continue ascending the staircase. I cough.
"Narraaaaaaaatooor?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I breakdance all over the broken Modem.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. Y'know." I pull out my phone. "Magic and all."

 

[Saltarius]

I decide to sketch some VriskaXKanaya art in the dirt with a stick.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I erase Kanaya's horns and breasts and scrawl "PADDY" underneath the figure.

 

[Saltarius]

I hit Paddy with the stick and draw another picture next to it.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I sit down and read.

 

[RaNDM G]

I continue ascending the staircase. I cough.
"Narraaaaaaaatooor?"

Your ascent up the stairs has continued for days. Really, you've had quite enough.

You see something up ahead blocking your path. It shines in the light, it almost looks like silk.

This could be a problem.

 

[Saltarius]

I then draw some PorrimXAranea with Paddy creeping art.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I begin to cover a nearby tree in papier mache formed from the book I was reading.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Is my blind art any good?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't know, I'm busy over here."

 

[Saltarius]

"Can't you take a look? Didn't you scrawl over it before?"