Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I draw some MeenaXLatula pron on Paddys paper mache tree.
"Now that is good art."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I slap Sigma and cover it up. "Please use your own tree."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I matrix around Paddys slap and shrug.
"Fine."
I cover Paddys back in Paper mache and draw naked pictures of trolls all over it.

 

[Saltarius]

I shove Sigma into the tree and draw some sweet ass Daverezi porn.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I shed the papier mache and continue working.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I set fire to Salts crap-ass Daverezi porn and draw some Johnska all over his face.

 

[Saltarius]

I then carve 'Daverezi- OTP FOREVER' into Sigma's back.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"That...That is an issue." I try pulling apart a bit of it.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I begin to climb the tree, papering the trunk and branches below me as I go, still talking.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I kick Salt in the face and staple some Johnska Fanfiction to his chest.

 

[Saltarius]

"I used to ship that. Then I remembered that VrisKan is canon."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah, but it never amounts to anything."

 

[Saltarius]

"Because Terezi had to go and stab my patron in the back."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I reach the top of the tree, balancing above the forest canopy.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"To save everyone else, yes. You seem to be forgetting that. Besides, she wouldnt have died if her death wasn't just."

 

[Saltarius]

"Vriska wasn't entirely a ***** of her own accord. She had to kill all those trolls to feed her lusus. And Tavros was a total pussy that she tried to toughen up. It all ended badly, but her reasons were just."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I begin to pirouette and twirl on my toes atop the tree while the paper dries.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I'm talking about the fact that If Terezi hadn't killed her, Bec would have found the Trolls and killed them all."

 

[RaNDM G]

"That...That is an issue." I try pulling apart a bit of it.

There's no way you'll be able to push through this. It's much too thick.

You're going to need something to cut it down or burn it away.

 

[Saltarius]

"But still. My ship has sunk. My harbor is fucking ravaged by Hurricane Hussie."