Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"This metaphor is bad and you should feel bad for saying it."

 

[Saltarius]

"AND THEN TAVRISPPRITE!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"DON'T EVEN MENTION THAT ABOMINATION!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I MEAN WHY THE FUCK DOES GAMZEE HAVE THEIR CORPSES ANYWAYS? AND WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET VRISKA BACK?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I try to cut it apart with Ravens Razor.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I enter the lotus position, floating an inch or so above the tree's tip. I prepare the built in bong of my gasmask with hours worth of DMT and don it. I begin to meditate.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Guise."
"Srsly you Guise."
"You guise."
"Srsly."
"He's fucking Gamzee, of course he has their corpses."

 

[Saltarius]

"Did I mention I don't particularly like Gamzee?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I whip out my mini-piano and play some depressing music.

 

[Saltarius]

A single tear manages it's way down pat my broken shades.

"...How the fuck can I cry with non-functioning tear ducts?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I'm drowning in tears by this point.
"Nostalgia...how you make me weep..."

 

[Saltarius]

"You finished it like a week ago."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I started reading it as soon as I arrived here. Which was like two months ago."

 

[Saltarius]

"So anyways...yeah. VrisKan. I ship it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I ship everything. Apart from things involving Equieus."

 

[Paddy the Second]

The landscape dissolves into fractals.

 

[Saltarius]

I throw glitter at Paddy.

"EAT FAIRY DUST *****!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

The fairy dust fails to go high enough to hit me.

 

[Saltarius]

I cut the tree down.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Salt cannot cut through the papier mache.