Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"but if they were an aggressor surely it would count as self defence and besides we've killed hundreds since we arrived"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"WoooooooooOoOOOoOooOoOon"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm just saying Eridan probably wouldn't have flipped his shit if Sollux hadn't egged him on."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not trying to egg you on Salt I'm not sure what I'm doing I never am"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah, but he [i/]did[/i] flip his shit. And loads of people died."

 

[Saltarius]

"I know you're not. I'm just saying. And jesus fucking christ why won't she pick up."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"because she doesn't want to talk to you"

 

[Saltarius]

"It is literally this conversation and I will be done with her."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"how's she to know that if she won't talk to you"

 

[Saltarius]

"She'll pick up eventually just to be rid of me."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"or drop the call or maybe she just isn't there"

 

[Saltarius]

"For a hero of hope, you're very pessimistic."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm running through the possibilities that are most hopeful for you because they don't involve her flat out not wanting to talk to you"

 

[Saltarius]

"Man can't fucking apologize in this day and age."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Night guys."
I fall asleep.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"you must have really hit her deep"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Apparently the last group of Fighters messed her up bad and now she has sensitivity issues. Your best friend confessing his love for you is bound to fuck someone up. Especially when he was as insistent as I was."

 

[Knife-28]

Tired of wandering around the swamp, I walk back over to the group. Upon arriving back at the group, and seeing all the weird, freaky alien porn scrawled over the trees and ground, I scream, dive out a nearby window and abscond into the swamp.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Knife? Was that you?"

I hop down from Paddy's back and run after Knife into the swamp.

 

[Knife-28]

I nope it all the way back to The Mall, run inside, grab any and all fire making weapons, run back to the spot (Passing Salt on the way there) and raze the entire area to the ground.