Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

knees down and sits back and cups both hands and puts one on top of the another, slightly touches thumbs closes his eyes and meditates for a while

 

[Saltarius]

I cut out a chunk of a tree and sharpen it into a stake, trying to keep myself busy.

 

[RaNDM G]

You walk down the trail/path. Something to your left catches your eye.

[sub](Jonatan Fernström)[/sub]

 

[MinimanZombie]

I call out.
"Hello? Is that someone? Or something? Are you sentient? If not, just growl or something. Unless you're some weird omnipotent being. In which case, do something awesome. Or not, I dunno." I slowly walk towards the light.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pull out a hand grenade and paint it bright pink.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I write, direct, film, star in, edit and release an epic film trilogy, in IMAX.

 

[RaNDM G]

The light moves back as you approach, drifting into the woods. You follow it, not really thinking about the repercussions.

It leads you deeper and deeper into the forest.

[sub](Jonatan Fernström)[/sub]

It stops.

Now what?

 

[MinimanZombie]

I try to touch the light.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I chew the grenade a little.

 

[RaNDM G]

Your hand is engulfed in lightning. You are blinded by the light.

You wake up in a dark chamber, knocked down on the cold metal floor. You can feel a draft from under you.

 

[Saltarius]

I throw the stake at an indiscriminate direction, hitting Paddy in the knee.

"...Did I get a bird or something?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You shit!" I fall over.

 

[Saltarius]

"Was it endangered?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You motherfucking knee staking son of a *****!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I get up, and feel around for a door or a light switch of sorts.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh...that hit you in the knee."

I walk over and kneel next to Paddy.

"Shh, it's okay baby dun crey."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nah I'm just joking. I got knee armour remember? You built us all a set of full body armour. Mine goes under my clothes so I don't look like an asshole."

 

[RaNDM G]

Armor doesn't work in this game.

You are bleeding profusely from your knee.

Clearly you are hallucinating from blood loss.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'd make a joke about he's 'staked' more than your knee before, but I won't because HOLY FUCK THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Or the drugs. Probably a bit of both. I'm going to lie down." I'm already lying down.