Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

Light blasts from the lenses of my gasmask. "Yeah I'm done. Smoke this."

 

[Saltarius]

I smoke that.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I run over to Salt.
"I think Sigma's got cabin fever. Or whatever you call it when you're in a forest cave on a marsh planet. Doesn't matter."

 

[Sigma Castell]

A sock puppet slowly rises from behind Trilbys shoulder.
[color={FF3
3CC}]WhATs WrONG Trilby...[/color]

[color={FF3
3CC}]DON'T YOU LIKE PUPPETS?[/color]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I spin and punch the puppet in the face.
"NO! FUCKIN' NO! GOD! FUCKIN' PUPPET."

 

[Saltarius]

"This. Is. So. Ungodly. Beautiful."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The puppet dissapears before Trilby can hit it.
[color={FF3
3CC}]HeHAhehAHhehHEh...[/color]

[color={FF3
3CC}]LiFE'S aLL A TheAtre TrilBY[/color]

SIGMA has entered PUPPET MODE

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I surround myself by a ring of flame, then curl up in a ball.

 

[Captain Anon]

having had enough of shooting bottles david grabs a toolbox and decides to do maintenance on his bike and check if it has enough fuel and if everything in working condition

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color={FF3
3CC}]H3H3H3H3H3H3[/color]

Something soft bumps against Trilbys head.

 

[Saltarius]

"Ohgodnoonemustknownoonemustknow"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sigh.
"Alright, this is a very difficult fight. It's made of brass, it's incredibly venomous, it's ridiculously large...Um. I dunno, fuck it." I pull out a bottle of water, and splash it over the spider.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I coat myself in flame-retardant gel, then douse my clothes in kerosene and burst into flames.
"Stay the fuck away from me, you socksucker."

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color={FF3
3CC}]BuT TriLBY, EvERYbODY LovES PUppEts[/color]

[color={FF3
3CC}]IT iS ShoWTiME, AfTER All...H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3HHAHhahHHhHAHhahHAaaaAAAA[/color]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue freaking out, still on fire.

 

[Sigma Castell]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color={FF3
3CC}]H3H3H3H3H3...WE'rE GoING NoW, BUt WeLL FinD You're LittLE GrOUP AGaIN...It'S ShOWtIME[/color]

I wake in a daze next to a smoking crrater and several badgers with buckets on their heads.
"...the fuck just happened?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to Sigma, still on fire.
"Fuckin'. Puppets. Happened."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Puppets?"