Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab Sigma's face and pull him up by it, so his nose nearly touches mine.
"Fuckin'. Puppets."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"The Puppets?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"'The Puppets'? What are they, some kind of secret puppet society? Are they the puppet mafia or some shit? Puppet Illuminati? Puppet United Nations?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Nope. They're the puppets. Puppets. Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets [color={FF0000}]Puppets[/color] Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets Puppets-"

 

[RaNDM G]

I sigh.
"Alright, this is a very difficult fight. It's made of brass, it's incredibly venomous, it's ridiculously large...Um. I dunno, fuck it." I pull out a bottle of water, and splash it over the spider.

The water splashes back. You are now incredibly wet.

You really have to think of something fast.

 

[Saltarius]

Redtext, please tell me you don't know my fetishes and other such personal information.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"God damn it." I pull out one of my revolvers and try to shoot the joints.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I really hope Zombie's not completely fucking some kind of boss fight or something."

 

[Knife-28]

I watch these events as they unfold, and ponder how incredibly, incredibly stupid this is.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Paddy, it's Zombie. Of course he's fucking it up."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Although really we wouldn't do any better."

 

[Captain Anon]

I watch these events as they unfold, and ponder how incredibly, incredibly stupid this is.

ponders the same thing as well while he repairs something and shakes his head a little "whiskery?" hold out a bottle of whiskey

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No we would not."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw a bucket-clad badger at Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The badger hits a patch of kerosene and catches fire.
"Ow. What the balls was that for?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"He was meant to be carrying your present. It seems he forgot it."
I search my bag.
"Found it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What is it?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"It's a pair of awesome shades. Here you go-"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put the shades on.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I high five trilby and run into a tree.