Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. What do you think will happen when we've all done our quests?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I toss Salt a Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy Audiobook, with 100% Extra Homosexuality.
"Here you go."

 

[Knife-28]

I stumble out of the swamp annoyed and hungover (because apparently being drunk when you die effects the respawn wherever you want part of the Respawn Matrix). The first thing I do is walk over to Salt and wack him upside the head, then I do the same to Trilby and sit down on a log.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma, do you really think a book about a man stalking a woman is a good gift for Salt given his situation with Sister?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...This versions about a man stalking a man, but yeah, I get your point."
I confiscate FSOGW100%EH and replace it with Big Floppy Tits&Dicks 3, XXX Edition.

 

[Saltarius]

"...I don't stalk her..."

 

[RaNDM G]

After at least a day's walk, you finally reach the end.

There are holes, one leading up, one leading down.

Which way from here?

 

[Saltarius]

"...I didn't stalk her, did I?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Well, you have been worrying about her incessantly since you first met.

 

[Knife-28]

"You sorta did, yea." I say, holding a damn piece of moss to my forhead.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well I...I worry about the people I care about, alright?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Since when has Sister needed worrying about?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I go into the hole that leads upwards.

 

[RaNDM G]

You find holes smoothly worn into the wall and easily clamber up. It only takes ten minutes before you reach the top.

You breach the surface.

[sub](Kevin Cooley)[/sub]

You can hear water rushing below you. Sounds like you made a good call.

 

[Saltarius]

"Even the mightiest eventually fall, Paddy."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hell yes." I begin walking towards the red glow.

 

[Captain Anon]

continues making repairs and takes a drink now and there.

 

[Saltarius]

I smack Woon over the head with some deadwood and continue to follow Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So anyway. I think we've been here long enough for Zombie to have completed whatever arbitrary bullshit he's doing."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, but Paddy like I was saying, you know who didn't need owrrying? Rome. Then it fell. Fluthulu was a gigantic ass cosmic horror and we beat it's ass six ways till sunday. My point is that no one is invincible."