Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Says the man who's been resurrected several dozen times."

 

[Saltarius]

"That doesn't mean I haven't had my ass handed to me on several occasions."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yes but you recovered."

 

[Saltarius]

"That isn't my point! My point is everyone fucks up at some point, no matter if they bounce back or not!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"And do you think you're the best person to help Sister?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...I wish."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Time will tell."

 

[Saltarius]

"We both know I'm not though."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How much can we mere humans know about the fickle vagaries of the future?"

 

[Saltarius]

"How much do I have to smack you before you stop speaking like H.P. Lovecraft prose?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"More than is possible."

 

[Saltarius]

"The mall is where the impossible becomes the highly improbable Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Which tells you how you'd have to smack me."

 

[Saltarius]

I smack Paddy more than possible.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It didn't work."

 

[Saltarius]

"So anyways, we know I'm just about the worst person in the mall to help her. Now let's haul ass and get those tapes."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I can just see it behind the treeline."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm seeing a large blurry shape so I'm inclined to believe you. Unless this is a trap you set for some vague reasoning."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You really think I'm that terrible? Don't answer that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, did you sell me out?"