Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"I killed Jaime and used a Holographic face."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Moore would win because Martin's a fat shit."

 

[Saltarius]

"George would win because Moore can't write non-nihilistic villains."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Moore's best work is when there are no villains."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I won, because I made both of them out of a Hobos chest hair and some omlets."

 

[Saltarius]

"Moore has no best work because it's all shit."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"What has he written anyway?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Someone's never heard Unearthing."

 

[Saltarius]

"An overrated Batman story, an overrrated rip-off Justice League story, shitty Swamp Thing comics that took Scott Snyder to fix..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I can't comment on most of those, and I agree that Watchmen is overrated. But his prose work is unparalleled."

 

[Saltarius]

"Unparalled in it's bullshit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm going to hazard a guess you've never read any."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I liked Watchmen..."

 

[Saltarius]

"I wish I hadn't."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Which was it?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Guys, calm yer tits."

 

[Saltarius]

"All of them."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn into an enormous pile of Mallow Fluff.
"Bitches."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. Someone's not getting porn."

 

[Saltarius]

"Just because you have a massive hard-on for a shit writer doesn't mean you have to take it out on me."