Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"I take my literature very seriously Salt." I leave Salt in the mire a few hundred metres away from the mall.

 

[Saltarius]

Except we're at the mall, wherever it is.

"Maybe you should read a decent Batman comic. Like The Black Mirror. It makes Gordon's son into the scariest ************ in comics."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The only Batman I read is Serious House on Serious Earth."

 

[Saltarius]

"Exactly. Black Mirror is fucking amazing. You remember how Frank Miller bullshitted Barbara Gordon out of continiuity by making the baby a boy? Scott Snyder finally used that dangling plot thread."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't know what you said nor do I give a shit." I start to read a book.

 

[Saltarius]

"No, I mean this guy is literally the most realistic portrayal of a psychopath in comics. And the best part? He wins."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But Brandon Graham has work that I need to read."

 

[Captain Anon]

wakes up with quite a headache then remembers picks up the deadwood and throws it at salt's head

 

[Sigma Castell]

I read the book over Paddys shoulder.

 

[Saltarius]

I ignore the blow of the deadwood and pace around.

"Is there like an intergalactic Night's Watch oath I can take? So I can keep myself in line?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hell yes." I begin walking towards the red glow.

[sub](Peter Roche)[/sub]

You walk into town.

You have no idea how long it took me to track down this photograph. Seriously. The lengths I go to make this a visual medium.

 

[Saltarius]

"And wait, Sig, why would you want to bed Cersei? I mean, she's not that bad looking but her personality is...unhealthy for a romantic relationship."

 

[Knife-28]

"Says the guy that tried to woo Sister."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk up to a building and knock on a door.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I think we can all agree that everyone here is a fucking idiot."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Who said anything about romance? We're both in it for the sex, dude."
I eat an orange.
"You could join the Space Knights, Salt. They take a vow of mindfuckery before they join."

 

[Knife-28]

"Oi! I resent that accusation!" I say to Paddy.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife, you're an idiot by association. The only smart Fighters are Other-Knife and Sister, because they left."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea well...fuck you Trilby." I say, flipping him a double birdie and backing into the swamp.
"..."
"So wait, when did I leave?" Knife asks from behind Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn around.
"That Knife said you went back to the Mall."