Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I whap Knife with my backhand.

 

[Knife-28]

"I never left The Mall, I stayed there while you dropkicks went and fartassed around planet el' swampia." Knife says as he dodges Salts punch, grabs his wrist and flips him over him.

 

[Saltarius]

I land and punch Knife in the stomach.

"Le's just say there is little to no chance of me referring to you as 'm'lord' now or bowing whenever you take a shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Isn't this Knife a Knight of Mind anyway?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Oi, wrong Knife dunkass." Knife says, kicking Salts leg out from under him and planting a metalic foot on his chest. "Now, are we going to be civil?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Apparently not."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt! I found it!" I throw a large number of tapes at Salt.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I transport myself to the Land of Braille and Mist.
"Dude, I can't see a fucking thing here. And everything's so bumpy."

 

[RaNDM G]

I walk up to a building and knock on a door.

Which building?

There's the saloon of course, no frontier town is complete without one of those.

There's the Sheriff's office. May or may not be a good idea to visit him, depending on whether he has heard of your criminal record.

There's the hotel. Better to rest if you have the boondollars.

There's the stables.

And then there's the local blacksmith.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk into the saloon, and see if I can find and speak to the barkeeper.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk down the path, the Braille-bushes scratching my arms.
[i/]So fucking bumpy[/i]

 

[RaNDM G]

I walk into the saloon, and see if I can find and speak to the barkeeper.

The barkeep is right there. At the bar.

Where else would a barkeep be?

Detroit?

"What'll it be?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I apologize for taking it out on you. But deep down she's still human. And humans are capable of romance. Wait, she is human, right?"

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Ok, who broke Salt?" Knife asks as he lifts his foot off Salt's chest so he can stand.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I'm way too tired for this bullshit.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think you did, Knife. You broke him."

 

[Captain Anon]

falls asleep again

 

[Sigma Castell]

I bring out my patented DIY Salt-Fixing Kit.

 

[Knife-28]

"Yo Saltarius." I ask, looking down at Salt, "You alright?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I use Salt's head as a nutcracker.