Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I step deftly to my feet and resume drinking. "This was a completely terrible idea. We shouldn't be allowed to drink."
"Ohnonononnononono.No.no.nooooo."
I down my Tea and gett to my feet.
"Youa re in no state to ba calling anyone, least of all some chick half a galaxy away."
I down my Tea and gett to my feet.
"Youa re in no state to ba calling anyone, least of all some chick half a galaxy away."
"Excuse me one sec sir." I walk back to the saloon, and over to Salt. I pick him up by the shirt. I inject him with some drug that sobers him up.
"Alright, listen closely fucker. Remember when you built awesome shit? Yeah Tox got pissed, but fuck him. Sister appeared, you were still cool. Then you fell in love with her! Fine, that's cool, BUT NOOOOO, YOU JUST BITCHED AND MOANED AND "WHAA WHAA WHY SHE NO LOVE ME"!?"
I slap Salt.
"So she disappeared, OH TOUGH FUCKING LUCK! We are travelling through space! To amazing planets, filled with intriguing wonders! And all you can do, is brood over how you're a needy prick, yet she doesn't want a relationship! Aw man, too fucking bad! You know that phrase on Earth, plenty of fish in the sea? WE ARE IN SPACE! That's a possibly infinite amount of potential romantic interests you can pursue! So get a god damn grip. Or we can just remove you from the re-spawn matrix, and leave you here."
"Alright, listen closely fucker. Remember when you built awesome shit? Yeah Tox got pissed, but fuck him. Sister appeared, you were still cool. Then you fell in love with her! Fine, that's cool, BUT NOOOOO, YOU JUST BITCHED AND MOANED AND "WHAA WHAA WHY SHE NO LOVE ME"!?"
I slap Salt.
"So she disappeared, OH TOUGH FUCKING LUCK! We are travelling through space! To amazing planets, filled with intriguing wonders! And all you can do, is brood over how you're a needy prick, yet she doesn't want a relationship! Aw man, too fucking bad! You know that phrase on Earth, plenty of fish in the sea? WE ARE IN SPACE! That's a possibly infinite amount of potential romantic interests you can pursue! So get a god damn grip. Or we can just remove you from the re-spawn matrix, and leave you here."
"Well the narrator and me have few times to do the quest really. And hopefully, you'll actually stop this time." I walk back to the blacksmith.
"I'd like to see your wares please."
"I'd like to see your wares please."
I fell the sign. I rip it off, and walk back to Salt.
"Time to die fucker." I smash a bottle against the bar, and stab it into Salt's face.
"Time to die fucker." I smash a bottle against the bar, and stab it into Salt's face.
I move out the way before he can kick.
"Will the oh so honorable knight be wooing his maiden ever so soon?" I slash at Salt with Ravens Razor.
"Will the oh so honorable knight be wooing his maiden ever so soon?" I slash at Salt with Ravens Razor.
The bar stool falls short.
"Heh. Yeah right." I swipe Salts legs from under him, and kick him in the side.
"Heh. Yeah right." I swipe Salts legs from under him, and kick him in the side.
"Well you go on about honor all the time. And Salt, what difference does it make, for someone like me? Now, I will advise you to tend to your wounds." I push Salt off my blade.
"Dumbass."
"Dumbass."