Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"You nearly threw a bar stool at me. Plus, doctors have to be around here somewhere." I push Salt out the way, as I return to the blacksmith.
"Where was I? Oh yes, your wares."

 

[Saltarius]

"I CAN SEE VAGUE SHAPES, NOT THE DETAILS ASSHOLE!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I observe the mayhem as I sip at my drink. I place it delicately on the bar. "Take that bullshit outside!"

 

[Saltarius]

I sit down next to Paddy.

"And how are you doing?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Have gun for every occasion."

He shows you a gun... For every occasion.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...How much for it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"QUIT WINDOW SHOPPING AND SAVE THE DAMN TOWN OR WHATEVER YOUR QUEST IS!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Boonbuck."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh..." I gather up all my Boon money. One boon dollar short of a Boon Buck.
"I'd like to sell this pistol."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hmm."

He has to see the model before considering a purchase.

 

[Sigma Castell]

A storm breaks out outside the bar. I watch it through the windows from my seat at the bar, slowly sipping my smoothie.
"Here, Salt. Miracle Mix. Should fix that huge-ass sword wound."

 

[Saltarius]

"Excuse me Zomb, mind not fucking around and finishing your goddamn quest?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh." I pull out one of the pistols I never seem to bother to use.
"It's still relatively new, I've hardly used it. Few scratches, I've got ammunition for it as well, if you want it."

 

[Saltarius]

I walk over to Zomb.

"Look who isn't list-ah fuck the hangover just kicked in."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So retarded."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Why do you say that, Paddy?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"It's still relatively new, I've hardly used it. Few scratches, I've got ammunition for it as well, if you want it."

He holds it in his hands, examining it with his bifocals. He pulls back the slide and takes out the clip. He resets the slide and tests the trigger pull.

"Model?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, this is out of the blue, but tell me, am I attractive?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"No."

No.

no

hEy gUrL

 

[Saltarius]

"Gamzee. No."