Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I scan Salt with the Sexyometer
"Well, this machine gives you a 7/10. What do you think Paddy?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Look at this Sig, they spent a good three hours beating the fuck out of each other in a bar. I'm leaving." I leave a bundle of notes on the bar and walk back into the forest. "Radio me when we need to leave!"

 

[Saltarius]

"...He didn't even answer the question."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I frown and bang the Sexyometer against the bar. It promptly explodes.
"Piece of shit Wondertainment. Shoulda gone to The Factory."
I look up when Paddy leaves.
"Hey, where're you going?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Makara, how many times do I need to tell you I'm a man?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"To do something stupid most likely."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hell, why does everyone around here think I'm a fucking girl?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't."

 

[Saltarius]

"You know what I mean! Am I that feminine in appearance?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not in the right places."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dudes generally have fewer curves, Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Woah, sexist."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Surely this isnt that boring, is it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Besides, I thought you'd prefer a masculine figure."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I'm slightly curvy, no-one thinks I'm a girl. Maybe you exert some sort of telepathic effect."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have wide tastes."

 

[Saltarius]

"Bro, Sig, no offense, but I like my women curvy. My dudes, not so much."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I can tell."

 

[Saltarius]

"The fuck is that supposed to mean?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I look down at my skeletal frame. "I'm hardly curvy."