Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"-sigh- That wasn't a come-on Salt, no offense taken."

 

[Saltarius]

"And yet I lus-I mean love you anyways."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"It's still relatively new, I've hardly used it. Few scratches, I've got ammunition for it as well, if you want it."

He holds it in his hands, examining it with his bifocals. He pulls back the slide and takes out the clip. He resets the slide and tests the trigger pull.

"Model?"

"Oh right. It's a Colt M1991A1."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have that effect on people."

 

[Saltarius]

"Like, everyone or just those who swing that way?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I grin. "Everyone."

 

[Saltarius]

"...You don't. Trust me, you don't."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I grin further. "You've never seen me in action."

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy. I was having said action with you. I know this."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not that kind Salt."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Yeah. No offense, man. You don't really have that effect on me."

 

[Saltarius]

"The point is, you don't."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You never knew me back on earth."

 

[Saltarius]

"Are your powers of attraction connecting with the magnetic poles or something?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hmph." I stroll into the woods.

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait, dude don't...fuck. Getting back on topic, I look like a dude, don't I?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"More so than anyone else I slept with."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Thanks?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'll leave that open to interpretation." I disappear into the trees.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Sig? Redtext? Someone?"