Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"...Well, Okay, Jaime isn't the best person to be compared to given what he did, but still!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Man they're taking their time. Probably too busy applying way too much make up."

 

[Saltarius]

"Perfect time to strike, then."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?"
I light and throw two Molotovs at the scene kids.

 

[Saltarius]

"JAIME ISN'T EXACTLY A SHINING KNIGHT! THEN AGAIN NEITHER AM I, AND WE BOTH DID KILL PEOPLE WE WORKED FOR, BUT STILL!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Fuck's sake."

 

[Saltarius]

"Why do they never stop coming? Don't they have better shit to do?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Obviously not, why do you think they dress like that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy. Blind."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You know what they look like."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Not really. I'm just imagining a bunch of hipster Breaking Bad fans."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I describe the scene kids to Salt in such horrifying depth that he has a photo realistic accurate image of each of them in his mind.

 

[Saltarius]

I wipe the bile from my lip.

"Why couldn't you let my curse be a blessing just this once?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"If I have to look at them so do you."

 

[Saltarius]

"I thought you at least loved me platonically."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nope."

 

[Saltarius]

"...If we are going to die, can I at least get your evaluation of me?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You're an awesome guy and I'm glad I met you."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Thanks?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's a good thing you ass!"