Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"What the hell do you assholes want anyways?"

 

[RaNDM G]

They don't say a damn word.

The silence is really freaking you out man.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm talking to you! What's your damn problem?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Four of them jump on you, assailing you with switchblades and hair product.

Dear God, they're turning you into one of them!

 

[Saltarius]

I throw them off of me and run in any direction.

"FUCK OFF! YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!"

 

[RaNDM G]

You smack into a tree, knocking yourself out cold.

You come to a few minutes later, in the middle of a very bad haircut.

 

[Saltarius]

"Kill me. Please."

 

[RaNDM G]

Oh, they have much worse plans for you, you can tell.

 

[Saltarius]

I strangle myself.

 

[RaNDM G]

Your attempts to off yourself fail when you realize your hands are cuffed behind your back.

You figure it best to run away instead.

 

[Saltarius]

I run away again.

"ALEKSEI! DIMITRI! SIMMS! SOMEONE!"

 

[RaNDM G]

The town is literally like fifty feet away.

Oh sweet safety thank you God.

 

[Captain Anon]

sets up a mortar cannon nearly "FIRE!!" fires off one

 

[RaNDM G]

The shot sends three of the bastards flying. Their bodies poof into sparkly glitter.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start throwing Molotovs into the crowd.

 

[Knife-28]

"For fucks sake, now Woon's going at it." I mutter, throwing a grenade at his mortar cannon and watching as it's blown sky high. "Knife, you ready or what?"
"I dunno, you good to go Peter?"
"Yea mate I'm good."
"Ok, then yea we're ready!" Knife yells up to me.

"Right then, let's do it."


Unable to handle listening to good music, the remaining scene kids that aren't dead or captured (Which, let's face it, isn't very many), flee into the forest.

 

[Captain Anon]

sets up two more and starts firing off mortars which look strangely like concussion grenades "FIRING TWO SHOTS!!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm so impressed, I'm not even going to ask who that third guy is, or where he came from."

 

[RaNDM G]

Unable to handle listening to good music, the remaining scene kids that aren't dead or captured (Which, let's face it, isn't very many), flee into the forest.

You severely underestimate just how many of these guys you're fighting.

That's just the first fucking wave. And you only killed three dudes!

The music is no good. Their waterlogged ears are blocking the STRONG vibrations.

sets up two more and starts firing off mortars which look strangely like concussion grenades "FIRING TWO SHOTS!!"

The blasts scatter a few more, but not enough to keep them away.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is fucking stupid." I set down a machine gun pointing at the scene kids and wrap a rubber band around the trigger.