Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

The bullets go right through them.

No, they are literally going right through them. Getting shot is not slowing them down.

There must be some way you can hurt them. If not physically, then how?

 

[Saltarius]

"Um...how appropriate, you fight like a cow!"

 

[RaNDM G]

One of the Scene girls stops.

"W-why would you say that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Your bed hair is physically repulsive to me, and I'm blind!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"W-... Oh my God I'm a mess!"

She breaks down into tears.

 

[Saltarius]

"I know by your fashion sense you guys are blind, but telling from your music, I wager you're deaf too."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I have to ask, though. How do you get your hair like that, guys? Do you pour a whole load of hair spray on it, or do you just shove a knife into a plug socket?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"What did they say?"

"I don't know but their words are hurting my soul!"

"Why are you being such assholes? What did we do to hurt you?!"

"I am so sad and pathetic!"

The young men retreat.

 

[Saltarius]

"CONFORMITY IS GOOD!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't go just yet!"
I pull out a massive sack full of books.
"I'm only on page one of 'Why Scene is the Shittiest Thing Ever, vol. I'!"

 

[RaNDM G]

The entire crowd screams and tears each other apart. Whatever Scenesters aren't caught in the fight fall back into the woods.

[HEADING=1]WAVE 1 COMPLETE![/HEADING]

Get together, build your defenses back up, talk to some NPCs. We'll start after I get some damn sleep.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well that was...surprisingly easier than I expected."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. But I was serious."
I open the sack and twenty large books fall out.
"There's a lot of material here."
I start browsing.

 

[Saltarius]

"I doubt that was all of them. Let's head back into town to go over some fresh insults."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'll set up some perimeter defences."
I lay out trestle tables full of hair dye stripping products, wet wipes, hair scissors and set up some suit racks all around the town. Then I place landmines under them

 

[Saltarius]

"Physical harm doesn't phaze them. We need to hurt their very fragile feelings."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The landmines aren't to kill them, they're just to spread all this crap."

 

[Knife-28]

"Huh, so the only way to beat these guys is to insult them." Knife ponders, before turning around. "Well sorry guys, looks like we don't need your help after all."
"Nah, s'alright mate, but does this mean we're still even for Kosciusko?"
"Yea nah you're right."
"Beaut mate, beaut." Rob says, before he and the rest of Midnight Oil return through the interdimensional portal through which they came.

"So wait, explane to me exactly how you know them." I ask Knife as he sets about regathering all the equptment.
"It's a long story," He replies, "Might even tell you one day."

 

[Captain Anon]

"well i'm going to build a giant cannon and call it "little Hansel" just in case of your insults failing" he says as he walks off and gets to work building the cannon.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up on top of Trilbys table of crap.
"Subtle reference to Holmes there, David."
I look up.
"You know, it kinda sucks that I'm going to miss all of the waves cos I'll be sleeping."