Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"ok that does it expect for knife and sigma i think you're all a bunch of pricks"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The feeling's mutual."

 

[Saltarius]

"At least we can speak proper English."

 

[Knife-28]

"Trilby when I said 'You dropkicks' I ment the dropkicks who keep insulting Woon, you, Paddy ecertea. It dosn't take a fucking rocket scientist to figure it out."

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife, he is completely ignoring the effective strategy in favor of his own, relatively untested one. For fuck's sake man, there's a line between alternative strategy and what Woon is doing."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife, you call us all dropkicks pretty much whenever you talk to us. It's easy to see where the confusion comes from."

 

[Knife-28]

"Salt, did you ignore the part where Woon's shells exploded then into sparkly glitter? He has a legitament stratergy."
"And Trilby, I only call you dropkicks half the time, it's Knife that does it the rest of the time."
"Now all that said, Woon your not going to be killing anyone no matter how bad their taste in music." I hock a grenade into the barrel of Woon's cannon, rendering it useless.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Knife. They ravaged this entire planet, kidnapped me and tried to turn me into one of them. It goes beyond their taste in music."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It's hard to tell you two apart some times, what with you both literally being the same person."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ravaged the planet? If anyone 'ravaged the planet' it was a certain someone, and myself I will admit, setting the fucking swamp on fire! As for kidnapping you, if you go balls out and run into their camp, it isn't exactly kidnapping. Anyway this isn't debatable, we're not killing kids."

"Oi, we're compleatly different people you daft bugger." Knife says, "For one, have a hat thats much cooler than any hat he could hope to wear, you should know Trilby, it's your namesake afterall."

 

[Saltarius]

"When this town gets overrun with them, I'm not even going to say I told you so."

I lean against the tavern, my arms crossed.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I run into the clearing.
"Hey! Guys! Look what I found!" I shout, waving a large folder with the words 'Doctor Who Spoilers' written on it.
"It was just lying around on the fl-" I start choking on the testosterone in the air.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I kick Sigma a couple of times.
"Sig. What are you doing Sig?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"At least we can speak proper English."

"I HAVE WRITING DISORDER YOU BASTARD"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I continue choking.
"Spooiiillleeeeerrrrrrsssss"

 

[Captain Anon]

"Salt, did you ignore the part where Woon's shells exploded then into sparkly glitter? He has a legitament stratergy."
"And Trilby, I only call you dropkicks half the time, it's Knife that does it the rest of the time."
"Now all that said, Woon your not going to be killing anyone no matter how bad their taste in music." I hock a grenade into the barrel of Woon's cannon, rendering it useless.

jumps in the cannon, grabs the grenade and throws it as he can out out of the cannon jumps back out "first i'm going to use concussion grenades so they'll be fine they'll just have a painful headache when they wake up so the cannon stays and second thank you so much knife I've be trying to explain that for a while now so it looks like i'm not the only one who doesn't attention even the narrator said it "the shell hits three of them they burst sparkly glitter"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I unfold my Flat-pack cinima and start watching The Lengend of Korra.

 

[Captain Anon]

"right back to work then i still got to build the trigger thingy and aiming wheel"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I sit down on the floor and begin to slice myself into pieces.

 

[Knife-28]

"Paddy, Paddy what are you doing."
"Paddy stahp."