Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

grabs a wrench and uses it to put a bolt on the cannon "almost done then i can set up some traps" puts the wrench down and picks up a hammer and some nails

 

[Paddy the Second]

I finish one leg and move onto the other.

 

[Saltarius]

Scene kids begin to march out of the forest, if a bunch of haphazardly walking teenagers with their heads perpetually down can be considered equivalent to a march. They're all heading for the town.

WAVE 2!

 

[Paddy the Second]

I look down at what remains of my right leg, the rest of it and my left sit in thin slices of softly bleeding flesh in front of me. "Bugger." I wedge Pimpbastard's hilt into the right hand stump and weld Peakes' scabbard to my left hip. "Planet Terror eat your heart out." I say as I tumble upwards onto my feet.

 

[Azkar Almsivi]

I get out of a taxi and look around.

"This isn't my desti-" the taxi speeds off.

"Oh... This won't end well..."

 

[Knife-28]

"Woon, if your gonna use those cannons, use 'em now." I say, before turning to Azkar. "Oi you, take this," I throw him a cattle prod, "And give anyone with a pretentious haircut and terrible taste in music a good wollop round the head, right."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm Salt, this town is being invaded by scene kids, and everyone else thinks that we should take to them despite the fact that they don't talk back, and their only weakness is apparently them being insulted."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I move to shake the new fighter's hand before looking at my own, which is liberally covered in my own blood and various other things. "Yeah. Anyway. I'm Paddy. I'm normally the group wizard and I also take a lot of drugs."

 

[Knife-28]

"Right, almost forgot, I'm Knife, and so's he," I point over at my paradox self who offers a simple "G'day." and a tip of the hat to the newcomer. I grab the Azkar's hand in a solid grip and shake. "Nice to met you."

 

[Azkar Almsivi]

I blink slowly for a while, greeting everyone, then look at the cattle prod.
"Well, hipsters would be fun. But I wouldn't mind frying and bludgeoning a few teenie boppers."
I then give a half hearted laugh at the insanity and ask "Where are we and why are scenies coming?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're on a swamp planet called Invictus and this is the only civilised town. I don't know why the scene kids are here but they're the reason this is the only civilised town. Now what's your name and preferred pronouns?" I'm holding an equal opportunities form.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right, almost forgot. I'm blind. Had a bad run in with some acid to the eyes. Can only see very vague shapes now. Hence the shades."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"My gasmask is only here so I can take drugs without having to put in any effort."

 

[Azkar Almsivi]

"Just call me Azkar, I might hang around and watch for a while... Try and grasp what's going on if that's alright."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Of course." I scrawl swear words over the form and throw it away. I point at the figure scrambling over a large cannon. "That's Woon. Ignore him."

 

[Saltarius]

"I believe he was referring to your gender."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Anyway what with a nice big battle coming up I should probably seek some actual medical attention." I exhale a cloud of smoke and fall over dead.

 

[Captain Anon]

"Woon, if your gonna use those cannons, use 'em now." I say, before turning to Azkar. "Oi you, take this," I throw him a cattle prod, "And give anyone with a pretentious haircut and terrible taste in music a good wollop round the head, right."

"i copy that knife stand clear the cannon everyone it's about to get loud" (imagine the following is me and some villagers operating "Little Hansel" and the scene kids are Sherlock and company going the opposite direction towards the cannon) "Showtime!!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

One of my landmines goes off, sending a cloud of hair dye stripper etc flying at the scene kids.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk next to the new guy.
"Sup dude? I'm Zombie. This." I pull out Ravens Razor. "Is Ravens Razor. I'm technically on my quest right now. But then these asshole interrupted it. Come to the Saloon, and I shall tell you of us."