Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"I'd recommend staying for wave 2 Zomb' . We are dealing with what are basically the living dead."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, I found that out through some arbitrary bullshit. Involving space monkeys, explosive staplers, and some asshole named Mackenzie. But I can't be arsed to insult a bunch of scene kids. I'd much rather show the new guy the ropes or something."

 

[Sigma Castell]

A passenger plane crahes into the surface of Invictus, tearing a large gouge in the forest as it's momentum carries it towards the others. It skids to a halt about five feet from Azkar.
"Hey! I didn't even hit him tha-"
The plane explodes in a fireball of Incompetance, incinerating both me and Azkar.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Great job Sig." I wander over to Azkars' new body. "I think that accurately sums up what your experiences with us will be like.

 

[Captain Anon]

does the whole process again "FIRE 2" a villager pull the trigger and a second shot goes off and makes a group burst into glitter and the sees what happens to sigma and the new guy "jesus what is it with you and crashing planes on new people!?!?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I kick the new guy's charred and smashed corpse.
"Someone... someone told him we respawn, right?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"i don't know think so shame really anyway FIRE 3!!!" fires off another shot

 

[Saltarius]

The scene kids are immune to the conventional fire. Maybe you should've gone with the tried-and-true strategy of insults.

"So...how fucked are we looking?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"On a scale of 1-10 we're about 9."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright, well done Sigma. And Woon, have fun failing to help at all." I pick up a megaphone, and shout to the scene kids;
"YOUR LIFESTYLE IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!"

 

[Saltarius]

A few of the kids are deterred by your words, yet most of them march forward still.

"WHAT'S SO INTERESTING ON THE GROUND THERE? IT DEFINITELY ISN'T YOUR SHITTY SHOES!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put flashing lights up on the signs [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/540.376169-Mall-Fight-RP-Act-5-Get-Off-My-Lawn-Open?page=434#15585856] to draw attention to them.

 

[Captain Anon]

no wrong they burst into sparkly glitter just like the rest "not too bad but it would be better if we had the narrator right now"

 

[MinimanZombie]

My neck does a full 180 degree turn, so I stare at Woon.
"...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!" I shoot towards him, and grab him by the neck. I jam him into the cannon.
"Alright, fire!" And so, Woon is fired into the huge horde of Scene kids. The end.

 

[Saltarius]

The attack doesnt directly damage them, yet the crowd is distracted by their fresh quarry. They surround Woon, beginning the conversion.

"Woon is useful for once. Who knew."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fill a firetruck with paint stripper and fire it at the kids.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shove dye stripper, scissors and a box of wet wipes into Woon's cannon and fire it at the scene kids.

 

[Saltarius]

The various offenses assault the kids, foolishly distracted by Woon. Their shitty styles ruined, they realize in horror what has ocurred. The bastards all run off into the forest, cursing your names.

"NARKS!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm a Fabulous Furry Freak, Brothers."

 

[Saltarius]

"I get the feeling we're only delaying the inevitable."