Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I step slowly away from Azkar.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If there's one thing you can say about the Mall, it's that its public transport is amazing."
I put a few notes in the dead taxi driver's charred hand.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife bumps into Trilby, knocking the note's back into the flaming taxi. "Oops, sorry mate, didn't see you there." He says.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I strangle Knife with the hosepipe.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife flips Trilby over his head, grabs the hose pipe out of his hands and throws it in the still flaming taxi. "Mate, chill, what do you need fucking money for anyway?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I spend a few hours explaining the role of money in the economy to Knife in excruciating detail.

 

[Knife-28]

"You have easy access to an infinitely expanding mall with every item imaginable, YOU as a person do not need money."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Still unclear on what we're doing. Also at school."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, but people who don't have literally everything they can imagine DO need it. Plus, money has many other uses. For example, clothing."
I put on a three piece suit, including top hat, monocle and cane, all made out of money.
"Camping equipment."
I put down a money-tent, money-sleeping bag etc.
"And weaponry."
I draw two revolvers made of coins.

 

[Knife-28]

"If you'd clean out your fucking ears once in a while, I only ever said YOU don't need money."
"Though as for the money weaponry, clothing and camping equipment....well I can't really argue with you there, touché sir."

 

[Captain Anon]

respawns "right where are they? i'm gonna cut them into glitter with my sword"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hah! Because using a sword will hurt them better than the cannon. Which did nothing. Your logic is infallible Woon." I smack Woon round the back of the head.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oop." I fall over.

 

[Captain Anon]

"Hah! Because using a sword will hurt them better than the cannon. Which did nothing. Your logic is infallible Woon." I smack Woon round the back of the head.

"that did actually worked they made them go poof into glitter"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No it didn't. The scenies are immune to conventional fire. Didn't you hear the narrator? During the fight? He told you the cannon didn't work essentially. Therefore, a sword will do even less damage. A.K.A, none at all."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up and cough. I have a terrible cold.
"You have to -sniff- use insults, David."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Arg."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"-cough-"

 

[RaNDM G]

The Scene kids just kind of stand there, not knowing what to do.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

More landmines explode, showering the nearby Scene kids in hair dye and make-up removing chemicals.