Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I shout to the scenies;
"HEY! Want a piece of cloth? I think you need to wipe that thing off your hea-Oh it's your face!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I remain lying on the floor.

 

[RaNDM G]

More landmines explode, showering the nearby Scene kids in hair dye and make-up removing chemicals.

Your efforts only reinforce their solidarity as the remover makes a colorful mess.

I shout to the scenies;
"HEY! Want a piece of cloth? I think you need to wipe that thing off your hea-Oh it's your face!"

"Actually he's got a point. I can't see a fucking thing."

"Anybody got a towel? I have to rub this stuff out of my eyes."

"You smell something burning?"

"Nah, that's just the dye getting in your nose."

"... Oh."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I let out a soft gurgle.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I run up to a group of Scene kids who weren't hit by the mine.
"Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I didn't realise it would be this bad. I mean, all these colours in a sickening mess."
I look around.
"Sorry, wrong Scene kids. Easy mistake to make."

 

[Captain Anon]

"i wonder............HEY SCENE KIDS what music do you hate the most?" i say as i point at a group of scene kids

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well Woon, based on what they were playing in the forest, they hate ALL MUSIC."

 

[Captain Anon]

"Well Woon, based on what they were playing in the forest, they hate ALL MUSIC."

"oh goody HEY M. Shadows!!!" the lead singer looks up at him "hmm?" he says and i point at the scene kids "melt their bloody emo faces off with the power of metal" the lead singer looks at the scene kids and smiles "you got it boss, boys set the equipment up we got faces to melt" he said as stands up and walks out and on to the randomly placed stage and the rest of the band follow behind him.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" I proceed to...
You know, minus the whole kissing.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Second."

 

[Saltarius]

"WHAT ARE YOU MOODY ASSHOLES LOOKING DOWN FOR ANYWAYS? YOUR SHOES SUCK ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOUR HAIR!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, isn't it obvious? If they looked up, their shitty hair would make them as blind as... you."

 

[Captain Anon]

"...WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" I proceed to...
You know, minus the whole kissing.

"ZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBB!" punches him in the face

 

[MinimanZombie]

Woon misses completely.
"Hehe." I jam Woon into the cannon, and fire him off into the swamp.

 

[RaNDM G]

Woon is sent flying into the crowd. His clothes are torn off and he is assailed with silly string.

This is incredibly silly.

Blasting metal at the crowd isn't hurting them much. It looks like it's making them angry.

 

[Saltarius]

"HEY DOUCHEBUCKETS! YOU KNOW THAT THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT BEING BLIND IS NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE YOUR FUCKING HORRENDOUS FASHION SENSE?"

 

[Knife-28]

Spoiler: OOC

Oh, so when Knife summons a band to blast the scene kids with music, none of you bat an eyelid, but when Woon does it, you suddenly flip you shit. Also;

sets up a mortar cannon nearly "FIRE!!" fires off one

The shot sends three of the bastards flying. Their bodies poof into sparkly glitter.

The cannon works a treat, so says-eth the GM.
Check and mate, dropkicks.

Knife looks over at the members of Avenged Sevenfold and shrugs. "Sorry mates, looks like its not having an effect on them, don't worry though, we're even for the whole Nightmare Moon thing now."
"Thanks man, apreciate it."
The band then returns to the dimension from which they came.

 

[Saltarius]

Spoiler: OOC

At that time, RaN was out for the day and specifically asked me to GM in his abscence for the next wave. I figured being the second wave, they'd naturally be tougher and you'd actually have to use their weakness at that point.

 

[Knife-28]

Spoiler: OOC

Ok fair enough, but you never explaned that, you've just gone 'Welp fuck you Woon, the scene kids are immune to normal fire now.' And left it at that, nothing explaining why.

 

[Saltarius]

Spoiler: OOC

I felt that it would be obvious given that we directly told Woon that he should use the weakness, and that another wave would mean a naturally harder difficulty.