Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"...sure Zombie."
I down my last bottle of Faygo Smoothie.

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=8B0000]"So Narrator, when's the next wave?"[/color]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh my fucking god, why am I the only one that remembers, that the portal got destroyed by Salt. Before we fucking entered! Sigma, are you honestly under the assumption, that we met the trolls."

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=FF4500]"We're fighting an army of Scene Kids, Zombie. It never hurts to keep an open mind. Who knows what kind of shit we could have gone through which subsequently got wiped from our memory?"[/color]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, that's probably bull though. Anyway. This is still my quest, so lets fuck shit up."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Agreed." The whole town is destroyed by a nuclear bomb. (Joking.)

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=FF4500]"That sounds like fun."[/color]
I grab my BlendSword and trip over Paddys foot, fallin asleep as soon as I hit the ground.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fucking shit up? When DON'T we do that!?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

[Night everyone]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I mean intentionally-Wait...I mean...for the best cause?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sure. Now... how, exactly, do we fuck things up? I mean, setting off anti-make-up mines didn't work. Wholesale slaughter didn't work. Screaming insults worked somewhat, but now I really need a lozenge."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's times like these when my and Knife's title related powers would really come in handy. If we had them."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I think I'm in purgatory atoning for my sins."

 

[Saltarius]

"Like not staying with me?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I died long before that Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"That was your chance at redemption."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because shacking up with you is like getting an A-OK from God?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well shit."

 

[Saltarius]

"Insert a stereotypical line about being a knight in shining armor despite evidence otherwise here."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Insert single expletive."