Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Drinks all round. For G-Team members only."

 

[Saltarius]

"We disbanded that ages ago."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not officially. We just stopped talking about it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I stand up from underneath their table.
"Well, the title did become G-TEAM NO MORE for a while."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start juggling live grenades.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I chuck in a few Molotov cocktails.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

All the grenades detonate and scatter the Molotovs, which break and start fires.
The alcohol in the bar ignites, the fire spreads and the building explodes.
I get a splinter in my thumb. And then I am incinerated.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn in the ashes of the bar.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn next to Sigma.
"Why did you thing throwing Molotov cocktails at me would be a good idea?"

 

[Captain Anon]

i come back and i look at Sigma and Trilby "dude if you're going destroy the town at least do it when i'm around" he said disappointingly

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, we didn't exactly plan on blowing up the pub. It was sort of a 'spur of the moment' thing."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look embarresed.
"I have no idea. It seemed like a good idea at the time"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So did the USSR, Sig."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It was? Remember I'm high as balls 100% of the time."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah, round about the time you and Salt had the first of your massive-arguments-which-ended-in-sex-and-then-you-subsequently-broke-up-and-everything-went-tits-up-because-you-told-everyone-you-and-he-had-sex

 

[Saltarius]

"Can we not talk about my romantic life right now?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=8B008B]"KK"[/color]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What romantic life?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=8B008B]"Hehehehehehehe. Purple words."[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"Shut up, Trilby."