Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"It wasn't about romance. It was about making out."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Why not Zoidberg?"

 

[Saltarius]

"That meme is shit and you know it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah...that was a shit thing to say...sorry man."
I pat Salt on the shoulder.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well...Look Gator, I lasted a pretty good time against her. Surely, were we all to fight her, we can take her down. Right?"

He scratches the back of his head.

"As long as she just woken up. You didn't use red on her, did you?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh...red sand eh? I uh...wouldn't know anything about that."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Now we're fucked."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So...is this the part where we pack up and leave the planet?"

 

[Saltarius]

"We fight like men."

I trip over a stick.

"Is it a magic wand or some shit? Then it makes this look like destiny and not me being a blind idiot."

 

[RaNDM G]

It's a staff.

It doesn't do anything, but you can always live out your fantasies of slaying Balrogs.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh no, if I take up magic, I'll be even more like Eridan."

 

[Knife-28]

The door of the shack opens and I stumble in, looking like a mess, the parts of me that arn't covered in soot and ash are covered in blood, and I'm visably shakeing. Not even noticing Miniman or the Gator guy, I sit down, just staring into the distance.

 

[RaNDM G]

You look out the window. Outside the shack, a row of hipsters as far as the eye can see waits for their cut of snake.

If there is a Hell, and Hell is full of unkillable hipsters, this is it.

 

[Saltarius]

I run in after Knife.

"I'm not like Eridan, am I? Please tell me I'm not. Xot, Redtext, back me up on this."

 

[RaNDM G]

I'm staying out of this.

"No comment."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey, Redtext, you ever wonder who I had that wrong number call with?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Naaaaaaaaaaaaah, you're not like Eriden. You can't do magic. And you're not a tool."

 

[Captain Anon]

"right that does it i'm bored so gonna go help Zombie" picks up repeater "see ya later guys" and walks out the portal

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have a sneaking suspicion we should chalk this one up to experience and run the fuck away."

 

[Captain Anon]

runs into a couple of scene kids "are you going to attack me?"