Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Why do you guys insist on invading into my quest? Knife got to do it on his own. Oh and Salt...Uh...I'm gonna stick with Redtext and Xot with this actually."
I lean over to Sigma.
"[sub]Good job trying to make him feel better. But I think lying was a bit mean in the long run.[/sub]"

 

[Knife-28]

"And besides Salt, Eridan never got laid, so theres no way you could be like him." Knife says, walking into the shack and sitting next to me. "So," He says to me, "You wanna talk about what happened?"
I shake my head.
"Will you eventually talk about it in future?"
I nod my head.
"Good man." He says, patting me on the shoulder and walking over to Miniman.
"So Zombie, what's the score?" He asks.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Basically? The spider *****, Arachnea, has bit a bunch of kids or something. So now, they're infected. Presumably, we're gonna need to defeat Miss Giant Spider. Which may be a bit harder than it seems..."

 

[Knife-28]

"Harder than it seems? Mate you forget who you're talking to." Knife says, pulling his MTs-255 shotgun from his jacket and, for lack of method to cock it dramatically, rests it on his shoulder. . "You say giant spider, I say piss. fucking. easy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I lean over to Zombie.
[small/]"Thanks. I was being serious though. -sigh- Sometimes I think I'm too nice for my own good."[/small]
I start laughing for no apparent reason.
[color=E70FR]"Hhehehehehehehehehehehehehe"[/color]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"[sub]Sig, you lied, and you don't even know it."[/sub]

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=800080][small/]"Aaaawww...now I feel like a dick.."[/small][/color]
I pick up a piece of paper from the floor. It has a note written on it.
"Hehehehehehe. The Ponds are leaving tonight. AT LAST!"

 

[Saltarius]

"...I've never been laid either."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Aw shit, we need to find a TV! Then me, Sig and Paddy can watch the episode!" I realize Salt is there.
"Oh...Salt you'll need to wait till tomorrow."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"What about that Brothel run you and Paddy did?"
I turn to Zombie.
"We may have to put your quest on hold for a bit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, I have a whole photo album that says otherwise."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Oh yeah...Lemme rephrase that. I've never been laid by a woman."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"A [i/]human[/i] woman. There were those slugs."

 

[Saltarius]

"We didn't have sex with anyone at those brothels."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"If you say so."
I eat an apple and nomonmnonmnonmnonmnonmmnonmnonmmnmnkonmnomnon.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's the gods honest."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"KK"
I start dancing to teh Sick Beats.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife provides said 'Sick Beats'.
And sick they are.

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=8B0000]"Fuck. Yes."[/color]
The Beats are indeed Sick.

 

[Captain Anon]

you want a sick beat? then allow me to drop one in this b!tch, brought to you by Skrillex

upon hearing the *sick beats* i rush back to the mall throws the CD that's currently playing and pops in another disc and presses play