Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I pull out the bullshit-meter, and point it at Woon. The thing just collapses into dust.
"Okay Woon, lets just..." I knock him out, and proceed to sow Woons mouth together.
"Better learn sign language fast."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have an idea." I pull out a wire coat hanger. "It involves time travel and abortions."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh, Zomb... why are you doing that to Woon?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"He made the bullshit-meter blow up. That means he pulled shenanigans. Which means I must take logical actions! He shall never speak again!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Zombie, I have been shot, stabbed, blown up, incinerated, wrecked a car, lost my limbs and launched into the side of a ball pit by an irate Canadian with a superpowered vacuum cleaner, and I'm still here to tell the tale. THIS ENTIRE MALL IS A BULLSHIT FACTORY."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well duh. Dude, I know. But seriously, what the fuck else are we gonna do?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Make out?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Shut up Erisalt. Just...god damn it."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I...I'M NOT ERIDAN DAMMIT!"

I run off.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Heheh. Salt, don't come back with a wand. Or science stick, or whatever."

 

[Saltarius]

"FUCK YOU!"

 

[Captain Anon]

shoots Zomb in the head twice, pulls out a knife and cuts the wires off "that's for sewing my mouth shut you bastard"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wave Salt off, and enter the shack. Woon appears to have shot the wall.
"Dude, Just a wall. Also, you're bleeding."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not alone...someone out there has to like me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk back into the room Salt just left with two mugs of coffee.
"Where's Salt? I made him some coffee..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then again, that could bite me in the ass and I could get a yandere...oh well. Not like it'll matter."

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh right you're a ghost damnit" i walk off

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, what?"

 

[Saltarius]

"It's Woon. We never understand him."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I kill Woon.