Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm flame retardant asshole."

 

[Captain Anon]

"fine fuck this i'm going to The Pub see ya" teleports to The Pub

 

[Paddy the Second]

I facepalm.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"David don't leave"
I turn to Paddy.
"I think he's gone to The Pub next door."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Why are you guys so hard on him? We havent had a new person in months."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why do you think that is?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I assume it's because we're all twats."

 

[Knife-28]

"Maybe it's because most of you are elitest douchbads who rip on newcomers like it's going out of style." I interject while I remain looking out the window.

 

[Captain Anon]

i teleport back from the pub and i look a little drunk, i sigh sadly and finds somewhere to take a nap for a minute

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I dont rip on newcomers..."

 

[Captain Anon]

"zzzzzzzzzzzzz" falls asleep

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Find one example of me ripping on a newcomer Knife!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand Paddy a smoothie.
"We need to..."
I strike a pose
"ADVERTISE"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I facepalm, as knife tries to stab me, even though I'm in a shack, no where near the mall. I call Paddy.
"I think Knife is losing it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The mall is a unique conduit for insanity, all of us are losing it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I'm not "
My face turns into an emoticon.

 

[Captain Anon]

wakes up "i believe i still have my sanity"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I raise an eyebrow with impecable style.

 

[Captain Anon]

picks a hammer and throws it at paddy's head