Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I finally reach the Highest Point in the Mall.
"What a wonderful waste of time."

 

[Captain Anon]

i keep trying to zap the thread back to life "CLEAR!!!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start making a hang glider.

 

[Sigma Castell]

(Im sorry whats happening?)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I glide back down and kick Sigma in the face, then dismount the glider and land on Woon.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

 

[Captain Anon]

i throw the glider and Trilby off me and i set it and him on fire

 

[ShindoL Shill]

My money clothes turn to ash, leaving me completely naked.
I smack Woon in the face with the top of my cane.
...
The metal one.

 

[Captain Anon]

after smashing me in the face i grab the cane and i smash him in the face with it and i then throw it to the ground and then i repeatedly punch Trilby in the face and his gut with my MNA fighter gloves

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Woon in the gut.

 

[Captain Anon]

but before i go down i pull out my revolver and i shoot Trilby through the heart "SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!!!* and i fall over from being shot

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn in a kilt.

 

[Captain Anon]

i respawn as my old west character from The Pub "where the hell am i now? damn you time and space damn you"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start singing 'Drunken Whaler' in a creepy voice.

 

[Captain Anon]

i join in singing with sigma

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I follow Sigma's advice and slice his throat with the rusty cleaver.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well this is fucking dumb."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yep. Narraotars buggerd off to WKW and nobody knows when he'll be bak."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Guys... this a Mall Fight, remember? The whole point is fighting."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh yeah." I shoot Trilby in the face.