Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I start stabbing Paddy in the gut with a knife, then yank my leg away from Sigma with the Blendsword stuck in it.

 

[Captain Anon]

i apear behind sigma and i stab sigma in the back

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You shanked me bro! You shanked me!" I fall over dead.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, that was the general idea."
I shove Paddy's corpse to the side and stand up.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stride back in and kick Trilby in the side of the skull.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw a bubble in Trilbys general direction.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I fall over, clutching my head.
"OH GOD WHY!?"
And then the bubble lands on me.
"..."
"Okay."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wait, bored, in the shack. I phone Paddy.
"Wazzup?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not much, me Woon, Sig and Tril are just straight up killing each other."

 

[Saltarius]

"And I'm here now. For some reason."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hehe, the morons. But yeah, my quest is taking fucking forever. Wait a sec." I move a cabinet in front of the door.
"There's a bunch of people asking for meals. It's annoying."

Spoiler: Captcha

"I am captcha!"
You sure are. You sure are...Wait, does this mean it's sentient?

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh hey Salt."

((It's coming!))

 

[Saltarius]

"So, can we finally agree I'm not Eridan?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, Salt. No, we cannot."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I set fire to the rain.

 

[Saltarius]

"But we have nothing in common..."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yes Salt, you're not Eridan and you never will be." Knife says. "You just act a bit like him at certain times."

 

[Saltarius]

"Comforting."

I crouch down and hold my head in my hands.

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=2]ELSEWHERE![/HEADING]

More like right outside the front door.

The Scenesters stack up in droves, eagerly anticipating Hot Topic's 20% off deals.

Ol' Gator Man is making a fortune selling his world renowned Cajun Fire Snake Steak to the youngsters.

The blacksmith, Sheriff Simms, Davesprite and Xot are locked in a deadly game of Texas Hold 'Em.

Gamzee honks.