Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"So are we gonna fly off now or what? That scene kid stack is looking a little bit high."

 

[Knife-28]

In full view of the scene kids, I fire off a salvo of cannons filled with Hot Topic's stock into the swamp surrounding The Mall. Tempted by the potential of free, non-burned, clothes a number of scene kids run into the after them.

 

[RaNDM G]

The Scenesters successfully claim their free merch. They emerge from the swamp, covered in mud, triumphantly holding up scores of band shirts and vinyl records. Their phat loot is stored in their collective sylladex.

How the fuck are they this resourceful? They're mindless, brainwashed zombies for Christ's sake.

 

[Captain Anon]

"so after killing each other in various ways, what do we do now?" he said as he respawned

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start baking cookies.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start baking brownies

 

[Captain Anon]

i start baking a cake

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start baking a smoothie. The oven explodes.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to Sigma's oven.
"How strange."
I glue it back together and put a smoothie in. It works.
"There we go."

Inside my Subconscious
My disbelief is suspended.
From a rafter.
With a belt.
By the neck.
It brings down the entire structure.

In the Mall
I start grinning.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I luagh nervously at Trilbys manic grin.
"Thats kind of creeeepy..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue grinning.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start nervously Modern Dancing.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The smoothie finishes baking.
Somehow.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I put on my oven gloves and open the oven, shielding m face from the wave of hot this-is-complete-bullshit that emanates from it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

As the scent of the baked smoothie reaches me, white text appears in my eyes

I fall backwards, still grinning maniacally.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I place the baked smoothie on top of the Cooling Grill, and turn to Trilby. I frown.
Bending over, I look into his eyes and see they've gone completly blue. White text scrolls along behind them, too fast to read.
"Yo. Dude. You okay?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

My eyes return to normal.
Well, as normal as eyes can look when you're grinning like a psycho.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I poke Trilby.
"I think hes broken"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This doesn't bode well."

 

[Saltarius]

"Should we do something given we're most likely going to die here?"