Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"Hostel? Severance?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You're talking too much."
I cut Sigma's voice box in half.

 

[Knife-28]

I wack Trilby over the back head. "Dude, stop."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start choking on blood.

 

[DotSlash]

"This cave seems a little too long... Are you sure we're not running around in circles?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn and look at Knife.
"Stop what? I'm not doing anything."

 

[Knife-28]

"The killing of Sigma, thats what you need to stop." I say, crossing my arms.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What's your problem with it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Where the fuck is everyone?"

 

[Knife-28]

"My problem, is that scene kids are currently busting down our door and yet you seem to see it apt to fartass around here killing Sigma while they do so."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't see any scene kids busting the door down. If they were, I would be dicing them like beef. But, if you want to be cautious,"
I grab Knife and toss him through a window, then throw a sword at the ground next to him.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep.

 

[Knife-28]

"Augh, fuck." I mutter as I pick myself up, only to meet the gaze of the scene kids attempting to gain access to The Mall. I clear my throat and straighten my overcoat. "Yes, well, hello there everyone. I see you're all very eager to get to our Hot Topic sale."

"Yea, when can we go in?"
"Come on, let us in already!"
"Stop stalling!"

I clear my throat loudly, quieting the more vocal scene kids. "Well, as impressed as we are at the turnout, it's my regret to inform you that the Hot Topic here at The Mall has run out of stock." The words barely leave my mouth, before the scene kids erupt into a frenzy.
"Bullshit!"
"He's lieing!"
"Just let us in already!"

"Oi...Oi!...[HEADING=1]OI!"[/HEADING] I roar, silencing the scene kids a second time. "Now look, you didn't hear it from me, but there's a new Hot Topic opening down at Holt's Point-" Within a few moments, the scene kids have dispersed, and I smirk, "- over the other side of the planet."
I walk back into The Mall and pick up Trilby by the front of his shirt, then toss him at the base of the window he threw me through. "You can fix that." I say, before stalking off.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt get off my back, we're going to kill a giant metal spider."

 

[Knife-28]

"That is, if we can ever find the fucking thing." Knife adds.

 

[Captain Anon]

i set up some trip wires and some landmines just in case they come back

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey Knife... now we don't have to deal with them, you won't have a problem with this."
I shoot Sigma in the face.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall over and die.
I respawn.
"You're lucky I dont believe in violence."

 

[DotSlash]

I radio back to the three at the mall.

"Everything not up in flames over there?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I answer the radio.
"Not quite yet."
I load a bottle of vodka into my Molotov Launcher.