Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Where the fuck is this goddamn spider?"

 

[DotSlash]

"That wasn't a suggestion to actually blow shit up, Trilby."
"Put whatever you just loaded down."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No. You're not my mother!"
I fire the launcher.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I radio Slash.
"Great job man. Now I'm about to get burned to death."

 

[DotSlash]

"Sorry, I assumed he was still sane. I owe you loot from this boss battle..."
I scream to the heavens again.
"WHENEVER WE FIND THE DUMB *****."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Dont worry about it. I die a lot, as I'm the only guy here who doesnt enjoy murdering every living thing they see."

 

[DotSlash]

"Oh. I thought that was kind of the point of coming to a mall fight in the first place."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I'm the shoulder-to-cry-on and the Cook, Slash. I leave the killing shit to you guys. After Gashog...I just can't do it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I reload.

Spoiler: ...

Fucking everything is on fire.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Ohshit gotta go"
I am crushed to death by a flaming pillar.
I respawn.
"THE ACTUAL FUCK TRILBY! FUCKING EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE"

 

[DotSlash]

"Gashog...? Could you tell me a bit more..."
I hear the static.
[sub] God damnit, Trilby... [/sub]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We don't talk about Gashog."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dodge a flaming ball of televisions from somewhere above me and tackle Trilby as he reloads to fire again.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"GODDAMMIT ZOMBIE! YOU GAVE TRILBY YOUR CRAZINESS"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"On Gashog, everyone went batshit insane."
I take out a timer.
"Let's see how long you last, Slashy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wrestle the Molotov Launcher away from Trilby.
"It was horrible. You don't want to know what kind of things went on there."

 

[DotSlash]

I chuckle back into the radio.
"Don't worry about me, Trilby..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I thought you weren't violent, Siggy."
I slice Sigma's chest open.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"After Gashog man. After Zombie and Salt's little 'Episodes'"
I die.
And respawn.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Seriously, you guys all seem to be havong crazy periods one after the other."