Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[DotSlash]

"So Gashog = Fight Clu--- Oh shi- Almost screwed up there."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"just dont mention it in front of Salt. He's got enough on his plate already."

 

[Saltarius]

"Aside from dealing with being blind and the girl I love rejecting me and then the man I also love leaving me, yes."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hello."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Slash, why the fuck do you have the radio on loudspeaker?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Sigma's radio.
And Sigma.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I get pissed.
"WHY THE FUCK HAS THIS GOD DAMN CAVE CHANGED?! What is this bullshit! Damn it, Damn it, DAMN IT DAMN IT FUCK!" I bring RR down upon an odd looking rock. It cracks. The crack extends, upon a flat wall. Which then opens, showering us with light.
"Huh. What do you know? Rage does solve problems."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I could have done that."

 

[Saltarius]

This sight greets you.

Good fucking luck.


FIGHTERS:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
ARACHNEA:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[MinimanZombie]

I leap forward, stabbing RR into one of the many joints.

 

[DotSlash]

I hear static again then look at the radio.
" Oh heeey... there's a loudspeaker setting on this."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fire all six rounds into Arachnea's face before running for cover.

 

[DotSlash]

After putting the radio away, I start firing at the spider's eyes.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Dammit Trilby"
I sigh.
"Oh well. Back to the murder. Yaaaaaaaaaaaay."
I pull out Blendsword.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I raise my radio.
"Whichever one of you is wearing the C4 hat, run at the spider."

 

[DotSlash]

"That hat was actually gonna be useful? I gave it to Paddy a while back.... But he already took his turn."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pull out another Radio.
"Here. Take this in case any of you get injured."
I hand Slash a Miracle Mix through the radio.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I gave you a hat made of explosives right before you left for a boss fight and you did realise it would be useful? Remind me not to give you my minigun boxers."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You have a pair of those? I thought they didnt make them anymore..."

 

[DotSlash]

"At least I didn't trash it. And you're showing me those boxers once we get back."
I shove the Miracle Mix in a pocket and continue running around the giant spider.