Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

the army of scene kids come back and they look very pissed off "oh crap they're back"

 

[Knife-28]

I sigh, and open the front doors to The Mall. "Alright, what do you want?" I ask.

"Ah, well you see..."
"None of us actually know how to get to Holt's point."
"So we were wondering if you could give us some directions."

"Yea yea, gimme a sec." I say, rubbing my eyebrows as I close the front doors. I open them a few minutes later, carrying an armful of maps, compasses and other similar surplies. "Here ya go, knock yourselves out." I say, dumping the surplies at my feet.

"Hey, how are we supposed any of this old fashioned junk?"
"Yea, can't you just give us a GPS or something?"

"No satellites in orbit bud." I reply, "Either you use this 'old fashioned junk' or you'll have buckley's chance of making it to that sale on time." I re-enter and lock the doors, leaving the rabble of scene kids outside to figure out how to use a map.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I steal a Scene Kid and stuff him into my pack.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No Sigma you can't keep him." I quip over the radio.

 

[DotSlash]

"But she could dissect the kid to see what makes them impervious to bullets and stuff."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Dot. Sigma's a dude."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I blink.
"Well, he was going to be part of my latest recipe, but dissection works too I geuss."

 

[DotSlash]

"OH!.... Well, this is awkward now. Still, he needs to be all 'FOR SCIENCE' on the scenie."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Pfff, I get out my Sexy Prisoner costume and nobody could tell the difference."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Please don't Sig."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I finish scrubbing up.
"Are we going to dissect, or, technically, vivisect, the guy, or not?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"but..but..but...smoothies..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I jab Sigma in the shoulder with a scalpel.
"We can get smoothies after."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I get a two-metre stare.
"He was going to be for smoothies. They would be


[i/]Delicious[/i]"

 

[DotSlash]

"Once you dissect this one, we can use what we learn to capture ALL of them. Then scenie smoothies for everyone forever."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I explode in a shower of multicoloured blood.

 

[DotSlash]

"sig?... SIG!?... SIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=7B68EE][i/]-You really need to stop doing that-[/i][/color]
[i/]You're just jealous because I can explode into showers of fudging rainbows, wheras you are a rock.[/i]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sweep all of the gore up into a bucket, then set it on fire.

 

[DotSlash]

I calmly apply CPR to the thread.