Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

Knife lands next to Slash and see's him trying to preform CPR on a piece of string. "Great, and I such high homes you wouldn't snap until at least Act 7."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Don'y worry about the thread, Slash. It'll be fine once Ran gets his new hard drive."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But he left Salt in charge until then!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You gotta be positive Paddy."
I take a deep breath.
"You gotta..."
"Rrrreeelllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxah" I let out the breath.

 

[Captain Anon]

i go around strengthening our defenses with more traps and fortifying the doors and windows "this is going to end up like COD Nazi zombies isn't it?" i say to anyone who's nearby

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall over in slow-motion. It takes me three minutes to reach the floor.
"rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxbro"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

While Sigma is falling, I place a large metal spike under him.
And then I make some toast.

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit! Hit my toe! Alright *****, let's dance." I use the wall to climb up atop her. From there, I slash at any and all the joints I can.

You cut dat ***** up, yo.

-2

I throw the hat to Dot and duck underneath Arachnea, slashing at her underside.

The hat is tossed. Slashes are made.

-2

The large arachnid foe slams it's foot...thing that spider have into the wall, sending a rockfall on top of your asses.

-5

FIGHTERS:IIIIIIIIIIIII
ARACHNEA:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[DotSlash]

After being battered by various rocks, I slam my rapier next to the ground and use it as a catapult, launching myself C4-Hat 1st into Arachnea's rather ugly face.

I give a tearful wave to the piece of thread I left behind.

 

[Captain Anon]

"from the sound of things, i believe this point we are unfortunately up shit creek without a paddle" i said over the radio

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You couldn't be more wrong Woon!" I charge up the blade of Powerbastard (The Baddest) and throw it into Arachnea's mouth.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife sheaths his tanto and leaps onto Arachnea's head brandeshing a can of Moretein. "Oi *****, open wide!" He yells, puncturing the can with one of his tanto and throwing it into Arachnea's gaping maw. Knife leaps to the ground for safty, leaving the finest bug poision in all of Australia to ravage the giant spider's insides.

I meanwhile keep an eye on the scene kids as the try to descover how to use a map.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I continue doing what I've been doing. I mean, it seems to be working rather well, am I right?

 

[Saltarius]

I continue doing what I've been doing. I mean, it seems to be working rather well, am I right?

Arachnea spontaneously explodes, her entrails going everywhere. Everyone is covered in brass spider blood.

Was this a quick and anticlimactic boss fight?

Yes now shut the fuck up.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well someone's in a rush. Alright, let's get the fuck out this cave. I'm sure I'll get to finish up out there. See you later Arachnea." I begin walking out the cave.

 

[Saltarius]

I continue to piggyback on Paddy.

"So when do we get back on the mall? There's something important kind of going to happen then."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That was moderately disappointing."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Don't question it dude. I'm fucking fine with getting off this shithole."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The C4 hat spontaneously detonates.
I put away a completely unrelated C4 detonator.

This one sets of a different load of plastic explosives that I left lying around in the Mall.