Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

Paddy, Trilby and David are buried under a massive pile of floppy cocks.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Are those floppy cocks? Also, we all have names."

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh sorry i meant my duster"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Learn English."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The endless void above us is filled with an eternal rain of floppy cocks.
[i/]Dammit you guys you've opened the Gates Of The Cockzone! The Rain will Never End![/i]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, let's make the best of a bad situation."
I throw floppy cocks at Paddy.

 

[Captain Anon]

"godamnit sigma" shoots sigma

 

[Paddy the Second]

I shed a single tear. "It's so beautiful."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall backwards into an ever-growing pile of floppy cocks, blood and brain matter leaking from the hole in my head.
"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I plug Sigma's wound with a floppy cock.

 

[Knife-28]

I facepalm. "This."
"Is."
"Stupid."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I open a C4 umbrella.
"No shit it's stupid. This is why we shouldn't be left unsupervised."

 

[Captain Anon]

"because you summoned a shitstorm of floppy cocks, which got me flatted by a small mountain of them"

 

[Sigma Castell]

My eyes blaze a burning white, as does the floppy cock embeded through my forehead. I rise into the air.
[i/]I Have arisen. I am the One True Cockhead.[/i]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stare at the massive dickhead.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Energy gathers round the Massive Fucking Cockhead.
"IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Cockhead!Sigma in the dick.
S.
Dicks.

"Paddy, if this guy kills us with a giant blast of spooge, I'm holding you accountable."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The bullet is incinerated as soon as it gets near.
"IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"SHOOOOOOOOP DA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP"