Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Sigma Castell

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ShindoL Shill

ShindoL Shill

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I use a legendary technique, passed down through the generations of MOBA players.
The angry forum post.

"Wtf blizz plz nerf cockhead is OP."
 
ShindoL Shill

ShindoL Shill

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"U jus use cockhead cos u nub. [Gratuitous Slurs] Silly n00b."

I look up from my Keyboard of Fury.
"What the fuck am I doing?"
I throw the keyboard away.
"This job needs greens, minimum."
I equip the Keyboard of Rage.
 
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ShindoL Shill

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"Lololololol I been playin since teh gaem came out i am teh fuckin best i be u woudnt last 10 seconsds againts me.[Seriously All These Curse Words Are Pointless]"

I rush Sig's ThunderTwat.
 
ShindoL Shill

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I start downloading the Nerf Patch while Sigma is distracted.

I suddenly realise how absurd this is.
And yet... this is the least nonsensical thing we've done in the past few days.
 
Sigma Castell

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I continue trolling random internet forums and Omegle, and introspectively ponder how fucked up the Mall wil be when the Narrator returns. I mean, the universe is already destroyed, and the Void is slowly filling up with floppy cocks. How much worse could it get.
 
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I twitch.
My pupils are replced with static.
ERROR. REALITY TERMINALLY IRRETERIEVABLE. ERROR. ERROR. ATTEMPTING TO RETRIEV BACK-UP FILES.
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ATTEMPT FAILED
[SHUTTING DOWN]
 
Sigma Castell

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CRITICAL FAILURE
SHUTTING DOWN
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RaNDM G

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System reset.

Loading save file...

[HEADING=1]Act 5-2: Invictus[/HEADING]

You appear in Saddleblaze. It is a hot mid-afternoon, and the streets are busy with Scenesters raiding the Saloon for whatever liquor is left. The barkeep is making one Hell of a killing today.

Many of the kids have skipped town, whether to spread the spinnerettes' influence or go to some Christian rock concert, you do not know.

Smoke blooms a few miles away, back where the Mall used to be.

You get the feeling the powers that be are quite tired of your ongoing shenanigans. Now that you think about it, you can see why.

Welp, nothing to do now but sit back and soak some rays. It's not like you have a quest to do or anything.
 
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Knife looks around, then walks into the Saloon. Shoving aside sever scensters, he walks up to the bar and hails the barkeep. "Whiskey, on the rocks."
I gaze at the rising column of smoke in the distance, then look around for transportation.
 
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