Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[DotSlash]

"I'm not one for booze... so why am I here...."
I walk outside and walk around for a bit.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Haven't seen you in here for a while," the barkeep says, already pouring your glass. He slides it over to you.

"This outpost is done. Not much left 'cept to sell stock and get the Hell out. Shastinasio is about four thousand miles north of here. Think I would get there on horseback. Where you going?"

 

[Knife-28]

Knife takes a swig of the whiskey, draining the glass in one drink. "Hmmm, where I'm going. That's a good question, with alot of answers really." Knife ponders as the barkeep pours him another drink. "I guess I'm going back to The Mall, ultimatly."

 

[RaNDM G]

"You mean what's left of it?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I walk back to the mall and sit down in the wreckage. "Wait a second. How the fuck did this happen to the mall? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!"

 

[Knife-28]

"What's left of it....." Knife looks out at the smoke in the distance and his eyes go wide with shock. I enter the saloon only to be shoved aside be Knife, who rushes out of the saloon, jumps on a nearby horse and rides off towards the mall, leaving only a handful of gold coins in his wake. "Jeez, what's his problem?" I ask, sitting at the bar.

 

[Captain Anon]

"screw off it's not my fault and it's sable now" i rush into the bar and sit down next to knife "i'll have same as knife here whiskey"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh for...DIDN'T WE ALREADY KILL THAT *****? WEREN'T WE DONE?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We really suck at this."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw rocks at the wall. Because YOLO.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sit on the roof of the bar.
"..."
I leap down onto the ground, and begin my trek back to the mall, not accompanied by anyone else.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"..I am not sure why this quest isn't done yet. We killed Arachnea.."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw rocks at the wall. Because YOLO.

I start baking a murder pie.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I do."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"NO WOON THIS WAS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT! YOUR QUANTUM IDIOCY BROKE REALITY! Again."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Paddy some murder pie.

 

[DotSlash]

I stop milling around outside and take my time walking back to the mall.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Thank you Trilby." chomp

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You can really taste the cyanide, can't you?"

 

[Saltarius]

I just decide to shake with rage for a bit.