Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"It's delicious, you must give me the recipe."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I continue wearing a hole in the wall through the medium of rocks.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Oh for...DIDN'T WE ALREADY KILL THAT *****? WEREN'T WE DONE?"

Arachnea spontaneously explodes, her entrails going everywhere. Everyone is covered in brass spider blood.

Was this a quick and anticlimactic boss fight?

Yes now shut the fuck up.

That's no way to kill a boss.

Not like it matters anyway. Even with her dead, some of the stronger spinnerettes are still out there. Explains why there are still so many Scenies around.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It's really just dough I set on fire for a few minutes, cyanide, buckshot and apples."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I see, is it a family recipe?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, it is. Many a relative has been 'removed' from the family tree with this pie."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ah I see. The nature of the pie certainly makes it seem like it would be prone to that kind of thing."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. Severe apple allergies are a big problem in my family."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm sorry to hear that. Apples are delicious."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Trilby. PLz."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What, Sigma?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I arrive at the mall.
"..."
I enter.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey Zomb'."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Trilby. wat r u doing."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Exposition."

 

[DotSlash]

I walk into the mall.
"Hey guys."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Trilby. STAHP."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I load a slice of murder pie into a shotgun.
"No."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn into a Bagel.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I
...
do not know how to respond to that.