Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

[color=orange]your hopeless[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP OUT OF THE BLUE EVEN AFTER I BUSTED THE PORTAL, THINGS WOULD BE WAY BETTER!"

 

[RaNDM G]

that was uncalled for

 

[Saltarius]

"ONCE YOU FUCKIN FLAPPED YOUR ORANGE FEATHERY ASS HERE, SHIT WENT DOWN. BAD."

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=orange]oh

fine then ill just go[/color]

He just goes.

 

[Saltarius]

"Good fucking riddance."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall over and crush Trilby.
The forest mourns my passing, but carries on. The forest is eternal.
I respawn as a cloud.

 

[RaNDM G]

Very nice weather up in the sky. It's a bog on the ground, but up here the air is very cool and clean.

An eagle soars by.

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck it."

I call Sister.

 

[RaNDM G]

Hey, what's up?

 

[Saltarius]

"Nothing really. Fought Dave. He left. How're you?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Just fine. Just hanging out at home. What happened with Dave, did you give him a hard time?

 

[Saltarius]

"...Maybe."

 

[RaNDM G]

You know he's a pretty sensitive guy.

 

[Saltarius]

"Who the fuck isn't around here."

 

[RaNDM G]

You apparently. So other than that, how have things been?

 

[Saltarius]

"Zombie did his quest. Still needs to get his title. I don't recall mine being so lengthy. Actually I don't really remember mine at all."

 

[RaNDM G]

That's funny. Me neither.

 

[Saltarius]

"...I did it because I was jealous, okay?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nice work Salt."