Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Sure." I sit down on a chair. I put down the bag of frogs.
"So what, you want to make a meal with these or what?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What friend do you have that isn't right next to you or a cloud?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"That is exactly what I am going to do. So many kids showed up I done run outta snake. Soup and frogs' legs, sound good don't it?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I suppose. Why were there frogs in the mall anyway? Why didn't we notice them before? Why did I happen to find them as soon as you said? Fuck, why did the god damn mall burn down!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Mmm. Someone let the stove on."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Do you know something?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Nope. I was here the whole time. I could tell smoke like that was a gas fire."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"There's a ton of different creatures on this planet, and you're using frogs?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Mmm, yep. Easy to find round here. And they ain't poisonous."

He rinses and skins the frogs in front of you.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...That doesn't seem right. I...Gator, I need to get off this planet. You wanna come with?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner
slice his throat with a rusty cleaver
shoot him through the heart with a loaded pistol
put him in a sack and throw him overboard
early in the morning...[/i]

 

[RaNDM G]

No comment.

Nah, this my home. I can't leave.

He chops the muscle up with a cleaver and rinses the meat. He fries the legs and boils the rest.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Fine. See ya Gator dude." I leave the shack, and walk back to the mall.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Don't you want to stay for supper?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Sure." I stay for supper.

 

[RaNDM G]

He hands you a bowl of some kind of green goo. You get the feeling this isn't ordinary soup.

"Drink up. I'll have the legs done in a jiff."

 

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]hmmmm-mmm-mmm-mmmmmm...[/i]
I stop being all dramatic and creepy, cos that shit don't sit with the cloud men.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stare blankly into the soup. I know something's wrong.
Just fucking do it.
It looks odd.
Get the fuck on with it. Not like you're gonna advance otherwise.
"Okay." I drink it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I wish Sigma was down here..."

I start performing a rain dance.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start feeling tingly all over.
[i/]Dafuq?[/i]
I notice what Trilby is doing.
[i/]Aw sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiittt...[/i]