Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

Knife rides back to the others, then stops when he see's Salt running around happily. "Wow, what happened to him?" He asks me, and I shrug in response. "I dunno, something with sister judging from his phonecall to her. Maybe she wants to go on a date with him or something." I shrugh again, and Knife grins and shakes his head. "Salt and Sister? Bloody hell what dimensional rift did I fall through on the way there."

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife, even I know it's a pipe dream she'll date me." I say, sighing. "But hanging out is nice too."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I watch the flames consume the record company.
"Who's next on the list"
I radio Salt.
"Congrats"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Activision." I say, and drive away.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Awesome."
I glue some claymore mines into Special Edition copies of COD.

 

[Knife-28]

"Hanging out? Fuck Salt that's exellent." Knife dismounts and pats Salt of the shoulder. "Man that's great, good on you. So, whereare you two going to 'hang out' then? I mean The Mall's fucked two ways from saturday, so it's not like you two could romp around the food court or anything."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand Salt The Guide To Not Fucking Up.
"Try page 578"

 

[Saltarius]

"Mall's infinite Knife. It can't be all screwed. Sides' wherever we go next must be intact."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The mall burned down Salt. We're still on the planet named after the film where Morgan Freeman plays the only black man more famous than him."

 

[Saltarius]

"I dunno. Disney World. So, has the update sunken any ships yet?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, I don't think Invictus has a Disney World. And if it did, the Scene Kids wrecked it."

 

[Saltarius]

"I meant we haul intergalactic ass to the one on Earth."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"With what, Salt? With what?"

 

[DotSlash]

I appear wheeling a large rocket on a Radio Flyer wagon.
"Hey guys. Look what I bought."

 

[Saltarius]

"Cool. So that girl I mentioned earlier wants to hang out, Dot. It'll be nice, I guess."

 

[DotSlash]

"What girl? The one who dumped you? Das nice."
Captcha = hello sweetie. Not sure what to think now.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I decide to use my space powers to do whatever I feel. I fire myself like a rocket.
"PCHOOOOO!" I'm flung into FLUTHLU.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"On the subject of that, how about you wear this."
I hold up a waistcoat.
"It has a camera and microphone in it, so we can see what you're doing and stop you from fucking shit up again. And, if things get really bad, it's one of my C4 waistcoats."

 

[RaNDM G]

You speed through like a bullet, carving a huge gash into the horrorterror with Raven Razor.

DAMAGE: -27

The beast's piercing screams deafens you.

DAMAGE: -1

FLUTHLU: IIIII

ZOMBIE: IIIIIII

 

[MinimanZombie]

I swing around, and fly straight on through Fluthlu again.
"-OOOOOOOOOO!"